Magic Shop Owner Mugs

Toadstools

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Sale.

'I'll take it!'

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

Online Shopping.

Honesty in retail

'I think there's been some mistake...'

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

A Lady Out Shopping.

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

'It's something to do with a Microsoft copyright infringement.'

'Does any of your bread just have bread in it?'

'There's no fear of him making a Frankenstein's Monster out of this is there?'

"Malachite promotes inner peace, hope and security, but I can’t say for certain it will help you put up with your boss."

"They put nipples on the mannequins so you'll look at the stupid sweaters. Duh!"

Thank you for calling ace novelty..and remember, think outside the box!

'Just look'in'

"Obviously the price of this property is a reflection of it`s very desirable location."

'How old is this vase?'

Odds 'n Ends/Odd 'n's

'I warned you counselor, no more tricks.'

'Our survey shows there's more confidence in shopping coupons than in the dollar...'

Capt. Ahab's landlocked brother Morab, searching for the white elephant.

The Price or the Biscuits?

"Well SOME people might see it as buying a load of useless, overpriced rubbish but I see it as a brave attempt on my part to support a flagging retail sector."

'This reminds me of something funny. Remember the day I was shopping in that china shop and suddenly sneezed?'

Mom & Pop Grocerette

'Watch this! Open up a straw by scrunching up its wrapper! Now put a drop of water on that wrinkly paper tube! Check it out! It wiggles and grows!'