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Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"Good game."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Football Fans

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"Portrait of a Lady"

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

"Here we are."

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

The tooth fairy.

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

Toadstools

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

'One eye of newt or two?'

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"