Magic Athlete Mugs

Witch Rowing Team

"Good game."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Football Fans

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"Portrait of a Lady"

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

"Here we are."

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

The tooth fairy.

Toadstools

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

'One eye of newt or two?'

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

Yearbook

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."