Magic And Mystery Aficionado Prints

"Not only do I curse you but your descendants also. Know that they will be so heavily taxed they'll be forced to open this castle as a tourist attraction!"

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

Toadstools

'One eye of newt or two?'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

Desert Island BBQ

"I can't believe he brought her."

100% carbon neutral

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

"What the hell took so long?"

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

"I said slime."

"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"

Rocking Witches.

Broomstick crash.

The Department of Mystery - No one really knows who we are or what we do, including us.

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

"It's probably just seasonal."

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

Rocket and Witch Race

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"'A body at rest'? -- Are you writing murder mysteries now, Isaac?"

"I just need help getting the pit out."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'