Magic Aficionado Prints

"Of course you can't replicate my experiments. That's the beauty of them."

'One eye of newt or two?'

'This is my forth time through the line - she can't tell us apart.'

Although a bit off-putting at first, The Amazing Bill managed to ease patient anxiety during scans.

"Use thy core!"

Magician pulls snake out of hat.

Keys Under the Mat

Dairy Potter.

"O.K., that's pretty cool. Who's doing that?"

"Long ago men cursed and beat the ground with sticks. It was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf."

'Who are you trying to fool, that's a beach towel.'

"I'd like to have children, but, you know, food allergies..."

"Well he was there a minute ago!"

"Oh man, I knew I shouldn't have nibbled those mushrooms."

'I didn't know we had an ALCHEMY Department.'

'Ah, I see a life filled with the usual cliches about black cats.'

"You might want to adjust your spell check."

"It'll never replace bat wings and eye of newt. . . but it'll certainly live up the next coven."

"Of course it tastes funny. How many times do I have to tell you, when it comes to toad's bladder, NEVER use domestic!"

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

"No one summons me anymore. They all have oil."

Genie

"Not lengthways you idiot!!"

"I feel more quaint than wicked."

Houdini's Dog

Valet is left with witches broomstick.

'Can I lick the spoon, Mom?!'

'That's what I call magical magic!'

Magician at customs.

If you can read my mind, why do you need to see two valid I.D.s?

Three balls...no waiting.

Zen Voodoo

Bookshop - Occult and the supernatural.

Note for Marvo the Magician - 'Your rabbit is in the oven.'

Magicians make terrible roommates. 'Did you clean or just make everything disappear?' 'Where's my keys?!' 'You know I have an early class!'