Magic And Mystery Aficionado Mugs

"Not only do I curse you but your descendants also. Know that they will be so heavily taxed they'll be forced to open this castle as a tourist attraction!"

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

Toadstools

'One eye of newt or two?'

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Desert Island BBQ

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

Cheeze Wiz.

"What the hell took so long?"

"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

Rocking Witches.

Broomstick crash.

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

"I can't believe he brought her."

"I said slime."

100% carbon neutral

The Department of Mystery - No one really knows who we are or what we do, including us.

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Rocket and Witch Race

"'A body at rest'? -- Are you writing murder mysteries now, Isaac?"

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Kiddies Menu for Witches