Magazine Quiz Enthusiast Prints

'Question number one: Does your wife ask you questions from women's magazines?'

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

Gay Times...

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

Senior Jeopardy!

"This is a hell of a way to start a magazine."

Spot Quiz....

'Tommy's doing fine. I'm concerned about your poor fund-raising record. You sold only two magazine subscriptions and one measly candy bar.'

"Our next contestant is Mildred and her specialist subject is "Other People's Business""

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

Philosophy Test Today. This "Meaning of Life" question -- is that essay or true-false?

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

Spot the fur ball.

"You don't have to answer that."

'Relax. This is only a test.'

'Do either of you fancy joining our pub quiz team?'

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

The Mom quiz show

"I just don't know what we'd have done without our subscription these past 25 years."

"According to the statistics in this article, you should be my ex-husband and be three months behind in alimony payments."

"D'you have any porn porn?"

Children's questions

Bob Monkhouse

Pharmacy School. We're having a pop quiz. I should have known there'd be surprise drug tests in pharmacy school.

Pandemic Jeopardy

Fashion Mag - Totally in - So last season

'I always answer their questions with a question - it drives them nuts!'