Macro Muncher Pillows

'Let me have 20% fat, 40% carbohydrate, 40% protein and a cup of tea,'

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

Full English Breakfast.

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

"No matter how much gelato, pizza and tiramisu I eat, I gain weight. This Mediterranean diet just isn't working."

Alphabet soup

'Vitamins A, B, C, D...Hey, Mom! - this cereal has all the recommended daily allowance of alphabet in it!'

'Gluten-free manna will come in the second salvo.'

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

Munch Master.

'You know, I could really go for a wafer-thin mint.'

'Hello, yes, I'd like to order 200 packs of the sweets you can eat between meals.'

Pizza and Related Searches.

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

A vampire using ground pepper on his new victim.

'OK, remain calm. Who's missing? Milk? Eggs? Cheese? Where'd they go? How much do they know? And will they talk?'

"When you came down for a snack last night, did you see a plate of dog food in here?"

"Hang on - this one's a Malteser!!"

'I couldn't put it down... I had peanut butter on my hands.'

'Surely you're not going to believe everything you see!'

"Cemetery Pie"

"The food must be good here. Look at the drool on the menus."

Motivation

"You asked for runny!"

'It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your willpower is?'

Santa contemplates whether or not to leave presents.

'Whoa! Our waiter's online and you should see what he's saying about your tip!'

Naughty Food

"Yeah, it's so much better than the Jung-and-Run over on 7th."

Man eating 'after work mints'

Paddy Macaroon.

"It appears it's middle was licked out."