Macho Charm Pillows

'I like a man with a good, firm fist bump.'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

Men can show their emotions!

Important Muscles.

Soldiers' Ego

Department of Who's Your Daddy?

Alpha males through the ages!

"Science has proven that if you don't know what you're talking about, people will still take you seriously if you act like you do...Especially if you back it up by saying 'Science has proven' it."

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

"This is all my own hair."

"Football and hunting - what more could you ask for?"

"If he'd done that to me, I'd have got up and given him a good thump!"

'I looked into their eyes before I shot them, with my high-powered rifle, from half a mile away.'

'He eats his yogurt and carrot sticks out of a grease-stained brown bag to preserve his macho image.'

'John's hiding. I expect His wife gave him quiche again for lunch.'

'That's a good start, Betsy, but could you make it more macho?'

"There's one telltale sign a man is interested in you....He weeps when you mercilessly mock him and all that he holds dear....It also weeds out the 'men' who are afraid to cry."

Arm and leg wrestling.

'I want my money back -- I'm still a wuss.'

'Oh, he's not mean. He thinks it makes him look macho.'

"I recommend the lobster today, sir, if you think you're man enough."

Bill just couldn't wait for his testosterone to kick in.

"Your old boyfriend came by. He wants to patch things up."

Soft answer that turneth away wrath bar and grill...formerly, Salty's

The Men Thing. . .

'He's a big softie really'.

'Bad hairy-chest day.'

'Oh yeah? Step outside and say that!'

'I told you it was a full bodied wine, but you just had to mess with it.'

'What? You wanna piece of me too, Bub?'