Macho Charisma Seeker Pillows

'It's not a bear rug. I paid a real bear to make me look macho.'

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

Silver Fox

'Your future looks charming.'

Men can show their emotions!

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

Department of Who's Your Daddy?

Soldiers' Ego

"I'm going to be rich, famous, and irresistible to the opposite sex any day now, Randy." "I think you've had one too many hot cocas, little buddy." "No, really. I've written a note for my descendants and buried it in a time capsule in my backyard." "Once they read it, they'll time-travel back to the 20th century and genetically engineer my embryonic self." "They'll bestow me with superhuman charisma, epic good looks, and money-management skills." "You're forgetting that to have descend

"No guarantees, right?"

Real Estate Personals

'Music hath charms,' &c.

Alpha males through the ages!

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

'Good morning Miss...'

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

"Science has proven that if you don't know what you're talking about, people will still take you seriously if you act like you do...Especially if you back it up by saying 'Science has proven' it."

'What's the night life-like?

"You have no idea how refreshing it is to meet someone raffish in West Hartford."

They're nice, but they lack the charm of an older home

I don't get why ladies find you so charming, and me so boring. Simple projection. Believe she finds you charming because you're wittier and more mysterious than she is. She'll sense you're a challenge. Suddenly she'll make anything you say conform to that assumption. So I just Jedi mind-trick them? Maybe not ANYthing.

"Mr. Peanut is my dad—you can call me Rick."

"Crisp, elegant, and well-balanced. Not the wine, you."

be my valentine

'Not only is your mojo not working, it apparently has been unemployed for years.'

"Ever since I got married women find me attractive."

Man with many tattoos.

"One last question, Berlinger. Is it just you, or is the whole damn Accounting Department shot full of steroids?"

Weary man at Lost Property depatment. Assistant says: 'Sorry sir, no one has handed in your mojo.'

Graham Norton

'Remember, son: They can take away your tail, but NO one can take away your waggish charm!'

Teddy Roosevelt Institute. "Walk softly and carry a big stick." Charm school. Harm school.

Foxy Lady

"I was attracted by his edgy cynicism, but I hated his cologne."

Cinderella