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Snack machine in EastEnders canteen has a sign saying: 'Well out of order.'

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

Jack of all trades

'The funny part is that the aerial was fine -- the TV set was just unplugged!'

"Assisting me with this delicate procedure is Dr. Warren. He's one of the top specialists in avoiding malpractice suits."

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'

"Ambitions . . . to replace mankind."

"Why not pay someone to clean out the gutters?" "Total waste of good beer money." And just like that, Gail became a widow.

"You told me to make a desktop shortcut, so I did. Just take the shortcut I made through the mess."

"Not that it's any of your business, but no, I wasn't kicked out! We had creative differences, that's all!"

'No! That's not a wall safe, it's a porthole!'

'U.S. Manufacturing'

"Bob put a chair with wheels on the table and climbed up to change a light bulb. Then the chair rolled away, Bob fell and... well, I guess we need a new industrial safety specialist."

"It's the first responders wondering when you'll be needing their services this weekend..."

"A restaurant critic! I hope she doesn't make this place sound too good."

Doubling Gloucester Cheeses

"That's not what I said."

Workplace 17 Days Without An Accident

"Mr. Nwachuku?", "Extra dressing on the side?"

"And then they came out with a desktop model."

"Come on, we're late. Your crosshatching looks fine."

"The doctor says you have an acute case of march Madness. Here's your bill."

Man wearing a 'Manufacturing' float ring hesitates beside empty 'Qualified Labor pool'

Lightbulb Maker

"I don't know why other countries won't buy our products...After all, they made them!"

Even in manufacturing the creative well can run dry.

"Oops, this meeting is for Data Cloud Services? I thought it was Dodo the Clown Services!"

"Don't even bother – we missed the deadline to finish our March Madness brackets again."

"I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before."

Lady to other: 'Not the screen, silly - you put the white-out on the CD!'

Production line producing production line workers.