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"If you are a Democrat, Mrs. Hooper-Smith does the Macarena during your pancakes."

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

'Nothin' beats a wild block party.'

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

Carioca

And I like to call this my 'dance of the enhanced PEP at alternative firms'.

Disco Bunny.

Leaping

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

"Do you mind?"

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

"Okay, come at me in a conga line."

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"He only dances to The Dubliners."

Ballerina

"I got this new hat for when we do the collection at the end."

Some people bring sunshine wherever they go.

How's My Jiving?

"Do-si-do, I said! DO-SI-DO!"

'Well, it's an easy job, but I should warn you: The boss is quite the charmer...'

"Isn't it amazing! My horoscope said I was going to meet a tall dark stranger..."

Fishman disco dances in the light of a lighthouse with a disco ball.

"That's what's great about living in the desert: We can dance like nobody's watching..."

'Ladies and Gentlemen. If there is a philanthropist in the audience who would like to endow our theater, would he or she please advise one of the ushers.'

I know you're keen to practise the new salsa routine, but I'm getting a bit jealous of the vacuum.

The Apis Dance Studio

Disco Girls Dance Around Handbag, Old Lady Dances Around Shopping Trolley.

'And don't tread on my toes.'

Dancing children

"It's our belief that Mr. Wetherall is one of the very few C.E.O.s in America who can do Chuck Berry."

'The chairman will now dance his vision for Carbco in the twenty-first century.'

"This is the tree of knowledge. We also have a tree of athletic ability and a tree if you want to be a good dancer."

Cavemen and ballet dancers