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"I wonder how much he paid for that view."

Dancing with death.

Grim Reaper Spraying Itself with Poison

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

'Due to recent staff cut-backs and consolidations, I'll be handling your death AND your taxes this year!'

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

'His Trout Almondine Veal Cordon Blue in mushroom sauce was crudely seasoned.'

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

Actually, I prefer to think of my body as repurposed.

"Wow, souls seem a lot heavier lately"

Poetry reading nightly

'People soup again?'

'Good evening sir.Just wondering if you'd like to sample Night-Mart's new range of A-positive.'

"I just love take-out."

'Whatever it is you're doing down there, Malcolm, I think it's affecting the television.'

"Oh, how nice. You're just in time to cut the vegetables,"

This wasn't quite the fairytale ending Colin had anticipated.

"I'm worried about Junior... all he wants to do is kill things."

The Grim Rapper

Preserved head and mobile phone.

Furniture faux pas: The coffee table coffin

"You must be the artist."

"Ooh, Igor — a dead rat! You shouldn’t have!"

'Please excuse the mess guys.My husband's doing a correspondence course in Embalming.'

'Bad man... you're a bad man!'

"Back in 15 min."

The grim reaper (of humans) and the angel of death (for dogs) are foreshadowing the imminent death of a man and his doh.

"Mom!!"

'I've never felt so alive...'

"On the plus side, it's nice to be doing something together."

"Well, ya gotta go when ya gotta go."

'You can come back as a zombie OR a ghost, Randy, but not both.'

"What can I say? Tough split."