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"I wonder how much he paid for that view."

Dancing with death.

Grim Reaper Spraying Itself with Poison

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

'Due to recent staff cut-backs and consolidations, I'll be handling your death AND your taxes this year!'

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

'His Trout Almondine Veal Cordon Blue in mushroom sauce was crudely seasoned.'

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

"I just love take-out."

'People soup again?'

'Good evening sir.Just wondering if you'd like to sample Night-Mart's new range of A-positive.'

Poetry reading nightly

"Wow, souls seem a lot heavier lately"

'Whatever it is you're doing down there, Malcolm, I think it's affecting the television.'

"Oh, how nice. You're just in time to cut the vegetables,"

This wasn't quite the fairytale ending Colin had anticipated.

Preserved head and mobile phone.

"You must be the artist."

The Grim Rapper

"I'm worried about Junior... all he wants to do is kill things."

"Ooh, Igor — a dead rat! You shouldn’t have!"

'Please excuse the mess guys.My husband's doing a correspondence course in Embalming.'

"Mom!!"

Furniture faux pas: The coffee table coffin

'Bad man... you're a bad man!'

The grim reaper (of humans) and the angel of death (for dogs) are foreshadowing the imminent death of a man and his doh.

"Back in 15 min."

'I've never felt so alive...'

"On the plus side, it's nice to be doing something together."

Skeleton scientists

"Doctor, enough with the ‘clear.’ My husband’s dead!"

"Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!"

'You can come back as a zombie OR a ghost, Randy, but not both.'