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"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

Charles Addams.

'Quick, press control Z!'

Bob’s Museum

Edgar Allan Poe

'His Trout Almondine Veal Cordon Blue in mushroom sauce was crudely seasoned.'

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

Horror writer.

Actually, I prefer to think of my body as repurposed.

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

'My Death Story....chapter one...'

'Good evening sir.Just wondering if you'd like to sample Night-Mart's new range of A-positive.'

'People soup again?'

"Oh, how nice. You're just in time to cut the vegetables,"

This wasn't quite the fairytale ending Colin had anticipated.

"Mom!!"

Preserved head and mobile phone.

'Dicing with Death'

"Ooh, Igor — a dead rat! You shouldn’t have!"

"Did you hear? Melinda Alvarez, the smartest girl in school, made an ice cream machine for her science project and then shared it with all her teachers! What did you make, Gracie?"

'I've never felt so alive...'

"On the plus side, it's nice to be doing something together."

The Creative Process

"Well, ya gotta go when ya gotta go."

A Vampire asleep in his 'Coffin Sweet Coffin'.

"Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!"

Carrie White found a manicurist who makes house calls.

"What can I say? Tough split."

Know Your Leaves

"I wonder how much he paid for that view."

"Each night Lily said her prayers... As the fleas and gnats do bite and gnaw my skin, so shall the worms eat and consume me, in the dirt and dust of the Lord's earth. Amen. And each night her prayers freaked her parents out."

'You can come back as a zombie OR a ghost, Randy, but not both.'

"You're gonna love this place."