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"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

Charles Addams.

'Quick, press control Z!'

Bob’s Museum

Edgar Allan Poe

'His Trout Almondine Veal Cordon Blue in mushroom sauce was crudely seasoned.'

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

Horror writer.

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

'My Death Story....chapter one...'

'People soup again?'

'Good evening sir.Just wondering if you'd like to sample Night-Mart's new range of A-positive.'

This wasn't quite the fairytale ending Colin had anticipated.

"Oh, how nice. You're just in time to cut the vegetables,"

"Mom!!"

"Ooh, Igor — a dead rat! You shouldn’t have!"

Preserved head and mobile phone.

'Dicing with Death'

"Did you hear? Melinda Alvarez, the smartest girl in school, made an ice cream machine for her science project and then shared it with all her teachers! What did you make, Gracie?"

'I've never felt so alive...'

"On the plus side, it's nice to be doing something together."

A Vampire asleep in his 'Coffin Sweet Coffin'.

"You're gonna love this place."

"Old Dave's been beavering away on that project all week...!"

"Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!"

"What can I say? Tough split."

Know Your Leaves

"Well, ya gotta go when ya gotta go."

"I wonder how much he paid for that view."

'You can come back as a zombie OR a ghost, Randy, but not both.'

"Each night Lily said her prayers... As the fleas and gnats do bite and gnaw my skin, so shall the worms eat and consume me, in the dirt and dust of the Lord's earth. Amen. And each night her prayers freaked her parents out."

'You'll have to bring in your own refrigerator.'