Unfinished Project Aficionado Pillows

Bob’s Museum

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

God's Sticky Notes

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

Cartoon showing a group snails, one has a large shell underneath him. Another snail, observing, says to his mate: "Another basement conversion.".

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

'She must be good at mixing cement - She's been making rock cakes for years.'

"Your next pilgrimage must be to a bodega for milk."

Folding Container.

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

Rodin's Freemason (unfinished)

'I need a green house built ASAP.'

"Just so you understand in advance - we're not old-time craftsmen, and we don't take pride in our work."

Now Playing On Your Phone: Other People's Craft Projects....

'We're starting to build our own house. How much is this two by four?'

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

Site For New Shopp... - I believe the construction company went bankrupt.

'I thought you knew we play heavy metal.'

'I can use surgery to restore your sex drive. Do you want the £3000 operation or the £4000 one?' - 'I'd rather have a new kitchen.'

'To be built on this site - an exact duplicate of the building that was just turn down (we liked the international style after all).

"It's a quote form the builder, he says that the $2000 will just cover the cost of him coming over to laugh at us!"

'Tiling a Bathroom for a Crossword Puzzle Editor.'

'It may be industrial strength Crazy Glue©, but substituting it for welds isn't the way to be low bidder.'

'Design brief.'

Changing house name.

'The spheres keep rolling away, Your Majesty -- how about we just build a pyramid?'

"That? - oh my husband - a closet bricklayer."

"Did you hear? Melinda Alvarez, the smartest girl in school, made an ice cream machine for her science project and then shared it with all her teachers! What did you make, Gracie?"

"You like woodwork class then, son?"

'Face it, you're mechanically impaired.'

Plasterer skimming a wall