Unfinished Project Aficionado Mugs

Bob’s Museum

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

God's Sticky Notes

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

Cartoon showing a group snails, one has a large shell underneath him. Another snail, observing, says to his mate: "Another basement conversion.".

'She must be good at mixing cement - She's been making rock cakes for years.'

"Your next pilgrimage must be to a bodega for milk."

Hmm, now that I see it, I think I like the dam back where you put it before.

Folding Container.

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

Rodin's Freemason (unfinished)

Now Playing On Your Phone: Other People's Craft Projects....

'I need a green house built ASAP.'

'We're starting to build our own house. How much is this two by four?'

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

"Just so you understand in advance - we're not old-time craftsmen, and we don't take pride in our work."

Site For New Shopp... - I believe the construction company went bankrupt.

'To be built on this site - an exact duplicate of the building that was just turn down (we liked the international style after all).

'I can use surgery to restore your sex drive. Do you want the £3000 operation or the £4000 one?' - 'I'd rather have a new kitchen.'

'I thought you knew we play heavy metal.'

"It's a quote form the builder, he says that the $2000 will just cover the cost of him coming over to laugh at us!"

I'm building a new house here. To my owner over there it's a "pet project." Of course to me, it's just "a project."

'It may be industrial strength Crazy Glue©, but substituting it for welds isn't the way to be low bidder.'

'Tiling a Bathroom for a Crossword Puzzle Editor.'

'Design brief.'

Changing house name.

'Face it, you're mechanically impaired.'

'The spheres keep rolling away, Your Majesty -- how about we just build a pyramid?'

Plasterer skimming a wall

"Did you hear? Melinda Alvarez, the smartest girl in school, made an ice cream machine for her science project and then shared it with all her teachers! What did you make, Gracie?"

"That? - oh my husband - a closet bricklayer."