Mac N' Cheese Critic Mugs

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

'Sorry Sir, you've had enough,'

I don't know about you, but I'm getting tired of fast food.'

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

'We can't keep living in the fast-food lane.'

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

Grim Reaper with ChipsFries.

"Call me crazy, but I say we give up on medical research and develop really healthy mac and cheese."

'The only vegan item on the menu is the menu itself.'

"Haven't you got anything that hasn't been regurgitated?"

What's really in junk food...

"They love me...they really, really love me!"

'I'm sick of fast food. I mean, look at the legs on that thing.'

"While you've been making your mind up, the Early Bird special when up three bucks."

Cook for 3 minutes stir, wait 30 years to discover if the contaminated ingredient gives you stomach cancer.

'Never, ever give the benefit of doubt to a Brussells sprout.'

'When Mom said you should eat a lot of green stuff, I don't think she meant grasshoppers.'

'Don't you have anything larger?'

'Macaroni and cheese, three nights in a row?... That's justifiable homicide in my book!'

TV Dinners, Now in High Definition.

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

Frankly, I've seen better menus on my computer accounts Package.

"There are mysteries up here on the 13th floor. Like who keeps locking the exit door? Why is that clock always 12 minutes fast? And who actually eats the liverwurst sandwiches from that machine?"

"You'd be a mad cow, too, if you just found out that McDonald's has sold over seventeen zillion hamburgers."

This fast food restaurant uses recycled packaging! . . . "And recycled food!"

Clandestine Cuisine

'I have a hard time believing that fast food causes obesity.'

Deli Special - 2 bean salad: 'We ran out of red beans.'