Mac N' Cheese Critic Prints

'Though we have to lay you off, our severance package - a carton of macaroni and cheese and a voucher for $25 at the snack machine - should help.'

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

'Sorry Sir, you've had enough,'

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

I don't know about you, but I'm getting tired of fast food.'

"I still liked it better when it was the Colosseum."

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

'We can't keep living in the fast-food lane.'

410 BC: The Roman empire begins its slide into decadence.

Grim Reaper with ChipsFries.

"Call me crazy, but I say we give up on medical research and develop really healthy mac and cheese."

'I'm sick of fast food. I mean, look at the legs on that thing.'

"Haven't you got anything that hasn't been regurgitated?"

What's really in junk food...

'The only vegan item on the menu is the menu itself.'

"They love me...they really, really love me!"

Cook for 3 minutes stir, wait 30 years to discover if the contaminated ingredient gives you stomach cancer.

"While you've been making your mind up, the Early Bird special when up three bucks."

'Never, ever give the benefit of doubt to a Brussells sprout.'

'When Mom said you should eat a lot of green stuff, I don't think she meant grasshoppers.'

'Macaroni and cheese, three nights in a row?... That's justifiable homicide in my book!'

'Don't you have anything larger?'

TV Dinners, Now in High Definition.

'I have a hard time believing that fast food causes obesity.'

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

"You'd be a mad cow, too, if you just found out that McDonald's has sold over seventeen zillion hamburgers."

Deli Special - 2 bean salad: 'We ran out of red beans.'

Frankly, I've seen better menus on my computer accounts Package.

"MacDonalds or the planet! What kind of choice is that?"

Africa: Fast food industry fights population boom!

Clandestine Cuisine

"There are mysteries up here on the 13th floor. Like who keeps locking the exit door? Why is that clock always 12 minutes fast? And who actually eats the liverwurst sandwiches from that machine?"