Lyrics Legend Pillows

'I hate to tell you... it's not 'amber waves of gain'.'

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

The Elliot Ness monster.

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

"Bigfoot"

You are my sunshine!

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"In economics, I got an IOU."

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"Now that's a win."

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

Myths and legends...

Jack London

'The pioneers opened the frontier, but it wasn't legal until brave lawyers blazed the paper trail!'

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

'The big feet come from your side of the family.'

Blues artis's daily list

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

"Be or be not. There is no question."