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Office of Lyrics You Can't Understand

'Very well, I'll introduce you. Ego, meet ID. Now get back to work.'

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

Paw readings

'You might show a little excitement at the figures, Johnson!'

By the year 2500, 1 in 10 academics will devote their entire career to divining the meaning of the word 'sussudio'.

Information vs. confusion

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud

"I dreamed last night that I was furious at you for charging me for missing last week's session. What do you think it means?"

'Decoding is often 1, 14, 20, 9, 3, 12, 9, 13, 1, 3, 20, 9, 3.'

Market Research - "I'm trying to remember to pick up a loaf of bread, but there's a 38% probability that I'll forget."

'Oh it's fantastic. It's my thirty fourth favourite sub-genre of progressive rock.'

George Gershwin, Psychiatrist

Onstage with the transgenic singers...

"Well, yes, I suppose I could explain the test results in 'plain English' — but then you'd know how sick you are."

"I have some character-building news for you."

"Why do you wear green lipstick?"

Siggy

'I've gone from spanning the globe at lightening speed to struggling with some techie's accent over a bad connection.'

"Bob, let's meet everyone. Amy is Director of Thought Innovation Solutions, Marcus is head of Transformative Mindset Empowerment, Terry's in charge of Scalable Competency Integration, and Gail is VP of Agile Enterprise Strategy. None of us knows what we do, Bob."

"The doctors call it Polymyositis, but I call it 'Military Arthritis' because it comes with a lot of fatigue."

"I had the strangest dream. I was suddenly in a room full of people, and I didn't have a stitch on."

"Thanks to this new app, I now know Jim there is disgruntled."

Punk Rock

'Baby and Child Care Guidelines'

"Try verbalizing it."

"I just had a communications nightmare! I dreamt that the postal workers were on strike, the internet was down and someone had eaten the carrier pigeons!"

'I got rid of those funny little spots in front of my eyes. Now what's bugging me is a buzzing noise in my ears, like somebody sawing logs.'

"A pharaoh who lived by the Nile...And was eaten by an old crocodile."

Marooned Optometrist

"I can't believe the things I've heard coming out of his mouth since he started listening to Eminem."