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Personals: Decoder sought by F,NS,VEG,PROF with GSH

"The data looks good, sir, but the vibes are mucho heavioso."

Right click for yes...

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

'Very well, I'll introduce you. Ego, meet ID. Now get back to work.'

'Your website or mine?'

Paw readings

'You might show a little excitement at the figures, Johnson!'

'Stocks shot up. . . no one on the committee could understand a word that Bernanke was saying.'

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

'I sense this may not be a one-way journey.'

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

Information vs. confusion

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud

"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."

'He's one of those genetically-altered antibodies.'

"I dreamed last night that I was furious at you for charging me for missing last week's session. What do you think it means?"

"You're not at all like your answering machine."

"Yes, human DNA is very close to ours, but obviously, they're missing the nucleotide necessary for caring for the environment. . ."

A man surrounded with lovehearts

'I can lash out at you, unlike with other girls.'

Market Research - "I'm trying to remember to pick up a loaf of bread, but there's a 38% probability that I'll forget."

'If anyone objects to this union, Tweet now or forever hold your peace.'

"Why do you wear green lipstick?"

Turn on chat. Delete conversation.

"...as they may share in our joy.", "For we are all as one."

Maybe I was wrong?

"Are bringing your new girlfriend to the office party?"

DNA explained.

'He said he can't put his love for me into words because it exceeds the 140 characters allowed in a tweet.'

Siggy

"I can't see it lasting!"

"I had the strangest dream. I was suddenly in a room full of people, and I didn't have a stitch on."