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Personals: Decoder sought by F,NS,VEG,PROF with GSH

Right click for yes...

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

'Very well, I'll introduce you. Ego, meet ID. Now get back to work.'

Paw readings

'You might show a little excitement at the figures, Johnson!'

'Your website or mine?'

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

'I sense this may not be a one-way journey.'

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

Information vs. confusion

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud

"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."

"I dreamed last night that I was furious at you for charging me for missing last week's session. What do you think it means?"

'He's one of those genetically-altered antibodies.'

A man surrounded with lovehearts

'I can lash out at you, unlike with other girls.'

"Yes, human DNA is very close to ours, but obviously, they're missing the nucleotide necessary for caring for the environment. . ."

"You're not at all like your answering machine."

Market Research - "I'm trying to remember to pick up a loaf of bread, but there's a 38% probability that I'll forget."

Maybe I was wrong?

"Why do you wear green lipstick?"

"Are bringing your new girlfriend to the office party?"

"...as they may share in our joy.", "For we are all as one."

'He said he can't put his love for me into words because it exceeds the 140 characters allowed in a tweet.'

Gin-etic Engineering

Siggy

"I had the strangest dream. I was suddenly in a room full of people, and I didn't have a stitch on."

"I can't see it lasting!"