Lyric Confusion Fan T-Shirts

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

'I'm going to add to the confusion. I'm going to sign my name upside-down.'

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

"Never gonna give thou up -- Never gonna let thou down -- Never gonna run around and desert thouuuuuu."

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto, Number One, first movement."

Man is injured transporting cacti.

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

Mass Confucian

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

"As I recall from the last session, you were born in Tennessee and raised in the woods, so you knew every tree. Then something happened when you were only three. What was that?"

"Some people call him 'The Space Cowboy.' Some call him 'The Gangster of Love,' but I call him 'The Steve Miller Band.'"

"No, thanks Bob. And just exactly when did you decide you were a 'dog person'?"

'Surely somebody must know why we're here?'

"Oh, ....you know, ....sittin 'on the dock of the bay, ....wastin' time."

Joke traffic signs.

Scuba Skater

'Look, I didn't know they had salad bars on these flights...'

"I'm just saying, isn't it a bit early to be 'the present moment'?"

'I have no idea what you are saying.'

'Know what? I don't feel drafts anymore.'

Exit next left. No, my left.

"Hi, Honey, I think I'm home."

Jake's Joke Shop. Use Next Door. Use Next Door.

Not an Entrance/Not An Exit

"I guess you could say I play R+B in a Jazz mode bordering on Modern Rock from a World Music perspective but with Heavy Metal overtones deeply rooted in Mississippi Delta Blues..."

Here, There, Everywhere.

Expect the Unexpected. If you think about hat for a while, you can get really confused!

Dog Show: 'Bad news Muffy - you're being disqualified on a technicality.'

'Yup, I think mine are broke too.'

"You remind me of someone. Oh, yeah, him"

"Can you explain to me again how you keep sustaining this eye injury in an orchestra?"