Luxury Train Enthusiast Pillows

'Can't you get it into your head you don't work on the Orient Express now !'

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"I just never 'think I can' anymore."

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'Anorak anoraks'.

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

A trevor of trainspotters

'He's been back packing around India and doesn't he want everyone to know it.'

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

Alice Through the Looking Glass - 'Tickets Please!'

'...but there MUST have been something about a rail go-slow on 'News at Ten'?'

"XIVth Street"

The next fast train has gone.

Sushi Train Set.

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

Run from the hills!

Trainset

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

'You're going to make the railroads run on time? -- Since when do we have railroads?'

S**t Creek Halt

'You can see the excuses in the news now, it will be 'The wrong sort of rain'!'

Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign

Switchback Playground.

HS2 time bomb...

L.A. Transfer

'At least someone can afford to travel by train.'

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

"We apologise for the late arrival of the ten-eighteen..."

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'