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'Can't you get it into your head you don't work on the Orient Express now !'

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'Anorak anoraks'.

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

A trevor of trainspotters

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

'...but there MUST have been something about a rail go-slow on 'News at Ten'?'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - 'Tickets Please!'

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

"XIVth Street"

The next fast train has gone.

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

Run from the hills!

Sushi Train Set.

Trainset

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

'You can see the excuses in the news now, it will be 'The wrong sort of rain'!'

HS2 time bomb...

Switchback Playground.

S**t Creek Halt

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

'You're going to make the railroads run on time? -- Since when do we have railroads?'

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

"We apologise for the late arrival of the ten-eighteen..."

Coupler Counselling