Luxury Retail Consultant Gifts

"It smells like old money."

In the Guru District

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

Men's business romper.

Haute Suture

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

'I'll take it!'

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

"You can't find the menswear department? Oh, I'm sorry, Sir- I was standing in front of it."

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

"We need to cut costs, so I will show good leadership and will not drink champagne for lunch everyday. I will drink Prosecco instead."

How would Madam like to pay?

'They're both nice - which can you ill afford least?'

Saleswoman holds mirror up to the backside of the bride's dress

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

Trendies, INC

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

"Gucci Firenze 1921"

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

'Note the bold use of gray.'

'Hoo boy, yes! B-o-o-o-ring!!'

'Nobody special, but rich enough to build this statue of himself.

The car showroom

"When's the last time you shaved, little buddy?"