Luxury Retail Consultant Prints

"It smells like old money."

In the Guru District

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

Haute Suture

Men's business romper.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

GQ Magazine: Stay at Home Special.

'I'll take it!'

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

"We need to cut costs, so I will show good leadership and will not drink champagne for lunch everyday. I will drink Prosecco instead."

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

"You can't find the menswear department? Oh, I'm sorry, Sir- I was standing in front of it."

How would Madam like to pay?

'They're both nice - which can you ill afford least?'

"Gucci Firenze 1921"

Trendies, INC

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

Saleswoman holds mirror up to the backside of the bride's dress

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

'Note the bold use of gray.'

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

'Nobody special, but rich enough to build this statue of himself.

The car showroom

'Hoo boy, yes! B-o-o-o-ring!!'