Luxury Lover With A Humorous Twist Pillows

Executive Tacos

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"Call me?"

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

'Okay.. what the hell.'

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

New Shoes.

'That reminds me of the blind date I had last weekend!'

Love is in the air...

Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

"Shopping! Now that's what I call quality time!"

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

Salt and Pepper

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

Lady asking her fiance's son if she can be his new mother.