Luxury Lover With A Humorous Twist Prints

Executive Tacos

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

"Call me?"

'Okay.. what the hell.'

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

How come rich kids do so well on SAT tests? Their parents give them books, fancy trips, lessons and

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

New Shoes.

'That reminds me of the blind date I had last weekend!'

Love is in the air...

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

'A coach would be nice. But vegetable will get me a BMW?'

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

"Shopping! Now that's what I call quality time!"

Salt and Pepper

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

'Don't be nervous, relax...he puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like you do. Of course, his pants are tailor made and cost $600 a pair...'