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"Gee... A wide screen, high-definition TV with Stereo-Gasm Sound and over 500 channels! It's almost like having a life!"

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

Bubbly

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

Baroque Peacock

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

'There's nothing on.'

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

New Shoes.

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

"Careful. That house has a taser."

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

"You've got computer-breath."

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

'Don't be nervous, relax...he puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like you do. Of course, his pants are tailor made and cost $600 a pair...'

Woman thinking about luxuries.

Kensington Fluffies

"Careful! He knows computers."