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"Gee... A wide screen, high-definition TV with Stereo-Gasm Sound and over 500 channels! It's almost like having a life!"

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

Bubbly

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

Baroque Peacock

'There's nothing on.'

New Shoes.

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

How come rich kids do so well on SAT tests? Their parents give them books, fancy trips, lessons and

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

"You've got computer-breath."

"Careful. That house has a taser."

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

'A coach would be nice. But vegetable will get me a BMW?'

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

Salesman I-Pad Business Card

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

Woman thinking about luxuries.

"Careful! He knows computers."

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."