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'The greatest wine in my collection? Why, it's my '45 Chateau Palmer and, oh, what a coincidence, it's right here!'

'I sent out for everything.'

Tartine

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

I could have danced all night!

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

Create some buzz!

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

A day at the races

Networking

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

A man washing a mascot costume

Shaken not stirred

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."

Canape?

The Streets - Night

The Importance of Planning Thoroughly in Advance

Trade Show Sherpas

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

"It comes with a small Greek salad."

Pearly King and Queen

A Woman Holding Canapes

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

Scottish party

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'