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"Into every shopping cart a little mysterious Mediterranean product must fall."

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

"In our house the four major food groups are Bordeaux, Merlot, Chardonnay and Champagne."

"Hedge-fund managers have to have something over their sofas, too."

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

"Jewelry store, visit our ATM."

This is the first time I've been on the top management floor.

"I'm playing "Explorer" and looking for the Elephant Cemetery: there should be really big bones there!"

'I WARNED you we had the largest slice in town!'

Doggy Bites

"Why is this cart so heavy?"

"You sure know how to talk to sales clerks!"

'Harold's grandfather was one of the inventors of the hula-hoop.'

"Do you need an anthropomorphic car with a monkey chauffeur in the city? No. Do you want it? Definitely."

"Funny-all the king's horses don't seem to be helping at all."

Just Married an Oil Baron

'I do like the moat.'

"We take pride in offering food that's simple, basic, yet absurdly expensive."

It's great, but you never want to buy the best house in the neighborhood. For sale.

Posh dog views expensive food and wine.

'I love money because it reminds me that I'm part of a larger community of capitalists.'

'Ah, look...it is Reynard, come to tell us about freedom.'

'I can't believe that you eat black caviare with every meal.'

'How can you claim we lead the good life when we don't even have a brass toilet paper dispenser?'

Dachshund Chasing a Stretch Limousine

"Things have gotten bad here. There's talk of a war with another gated community."

'I'm sorry, Mr Jones has just stepped away from his desk'

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

'Lucky you, we have eleven guests and only ten glasses.'

There is bliss. And then there is pure bliss.

"I love real estate. It's so tangible."

'I don't know if I can give it up.'

Oil executives agonise over decisions on dealing with price explosion.

"Hello, this is Bill Gates. Remember, nobody has a monopoly on safety, so buckle up!"

"I guess this is me."