Lure Dreamers Mugs

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

"FREEDOM!!!"

'I just know baby is getting as much out of this world trip as we are.'

Ladder of Success.

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

'Your request for a company vehicle has been approved, however, it's not the Cadillac you wanted. Since you need the exercise, you're getting a skateboard.'

Research -Development - Wishful Thinking

"It's a game where we roll the dice to see which destination wedding we should spend our savings on this year."

"Yeah, you were Tolkein in your sleep. . ."

Trilby - 'Malbrouck s'en va-t'en guerre'.

"Baldo, you're smart, but you should study more. Don't you worry about your future?"

"There comes a time, Little Buddy, when you have to just accept that you'll never be famous....that your life will never be adapted for television and that when you die, only five or six people will truly care."

Skunk dreaming.

'I understand the school has a policy of promoting from within, so I'd like to be considered for your job when you retire.'

Miracle mirror

Your Ticket to Fame and Fortune...sold out.

Life: Boring Bits

'And our star signs are perfectly compatible!'

'Sweet!' Boy sees a bin marked imaginary friends.

'You know what I say? I say, stop waiting for your ship to come in and go into dry land farming.'

'I have no idea how many I have in my flock. Every time I start counting them I fall asleep.'

'Quit chasing your dreams.'

"Sure - you could move to Florida - but, then, you wouldn't have the wonderful change of seasons.."

"Baldo, have you given any thought to your future?"

At the flies' bar: 'When I was a young maggot, I dreamed of becoming an Airbus!'

World peace day

'I'm looking as young as 20 years ago? Honey, promise me not to see an eye specialist for the next 20 years!'

The Faith-Based Family

“Nightmare on Pine Street...”