Lure Dreamers Prints

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

Home Sweet Home

it's back to school time, Frank. I think I have everything I need. I have a new backpack, pens, pencils, erasers, notebooks and, of course, a mask. We don't need those anymore. Speak for yourself. Zzzzzzz.

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

"FREEDOM!!!"

'I just know baby is getting as much out of this world trip as we are.'

Well, those election results certainly surprised me. Me too, little buddy. But that's because when I went to sleep last night, I had a dream … that Robert F. Kennedy had lived, he appointed Carl Sagan as science advisor and head of NASA, Sagan took us to Mars in 1991, and Donald Trump spent the rest of his days founding casinos and selling real estate degrees on the red planet. Meanwhile, in the 2016 election, Martin Luther King Jr. narrowly defeated Sonny Bono. I just meant I'd forgotten we wer

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

Ladder of Success.

'Your request for a company vehicle has been approved, however, it's not the Cadillac you wanted. Since you need the exercise, you're getting a skateboard.'

"It's a game where we roll the dice to see which destination wedding we should spend our savings on this year."

Research -Development - Wishful Thinking

Trilby - 'Malbrouck s'en va-t'en guerre'.

"Your problem is that you live in a fantasy world."

"Yeah, you were Tolkein in your sleep. . ."

Skunk dreaming.

"There comes a time, Little Buddy, when you have to just accept that you'll never be famous....that your life will never be adapted for television and that when you die, only five or six people will truly care."

"Baldo, you're smart, but you should study more. Don't you worry about your future?"

'I understand the school has a policy of promoting from within, so I'd like to be considered for your job when you retire.'

'And our star signs are perfectly compatible!'

Life: Boring Bits

Miracle mirror

'You know what I say? I say, stop waiting for your ship to come in and go into dry land farming.'

'Sweet!' Boy sees a bin marked imaginary friends.

Your Ticket to Fame and Fortune...sold out.

'I have no idea how many I have in my flock. Every time I start counting them I fall asleep.'

'Quit chasing your dreams.'

"Sure - you could move to Florida - but, then, you wouldn't have the wonderful change of seasons.."

I love the optimism on new year's day! Yeah, breaking the seal on a new year is link unpacking a new gadget. It's all shiny and it seems like in some way, big or small, your life is going to get better

"Baldo, have you given any thought to your future?"

At the flies' bar: 'When I was a young maggot, I dreamed of becoming an Airbus!'

“Nightmare on Pine Street...”

World peace day

The Faith-Based Family

Lottery Here. Don't you know the lottery is a tax on people who are bad at math? Yes, but we're hoping for a huge tax refund.