Catch And Keep Dreamers Prints

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

"I had that nightmare again where everyone found out I'm in my late thirties and still have no idea how the stock market works."

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

"I spent hundreds of dollars on a course for entrepreneurs then found out the fire in my belly was acid reflux."

The toothfairy

"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

"Please, Daddy, just one more conspiracy theory."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

Ladder of Success.

'No, we are not going on an extreme picnic.'

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

'Your request for a company vehicle has been approved, however, it's not the Cadillac you wanted. Since you need the exercise, you're getting a skateboard.'

"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."

Stick Dreams

'Ed's always been a bit of a dreamer.'

"Behold my perfect window of existence, when I'm neither trying to wake up nor falling asleep."

"I slept funny!"

"Just once I would like to laugh or to frown."

'You say that you dreamt you got a job here?... And in your dream did you have a better CV than this?'

"We met online, it was love at first site."

'Boy, did I have a scary dream!'

Dreaming pets.

The only time you are actually too old to follow your dreams.

'Polly want many things, but a cracker isn't among them.'

"There comes a time, Little Buddy, when you have to just accept that you'll never be famous....that your life will never be adapted for television and that when you die, only five or six people will truly care."

If you think you have caught a record fish...make sure you have a witness...

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