Catch And Keep Dreamers T-Shirts

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

"I had that nightmare again where everyone found out I'm in my late thirties and still have no idea how the stock market works."

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

"I spent hundreds of dollars on a course for entrepreneurs then found out the fire in my belly was acid reflux."

The toothfairy

"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

"Please, Daddy, just one more conspiracy theory."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

Ladder of Success.

'No, we are not going on an extreme picnic.'

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."

'Your request for a company vehicle has been approved, however, it's not the Cadillac you wanted. Since you need the exercise, you're getting a skateboard.'

"Behold my perfect window of existence, when I'm neither trying to wake up nor falling asleep."

'Ed's always been a bit of a dreamer.'

"I slept funny!"

"Just once I would like to laugh or to frown."

That's no largemouth bass, son - You caught yourself a rare blabbermouth bass. I'm nothin'! A nobody! Throw me back and I'll show you where the really big fish are!

Last night I dreamed I was lying on a beach with Sandra Dee, and a big lifeguard asked to see my beach tag. I didn

"Your problem is that you live in a fantasy world."

Stick Dreams

"We met online, it was love at first site."

'You say that you dreamt you got a job here?... And in your dream did you have a better CV than this?'

'Polly want many things, but a cracker isn't among them.'

Dreaming pets.

'Okay, fine. . . Then could you just spread the money out on your desk so I can see what it would've looked like?'

The only time you are actually too old to follow your dreams.

If you think you have caught a record fish...make sure you have a witness...

"There comes a time, Little Buddy, when you have to just accept that you'll never be famous....that your life will never be adapted for television and that when you die, only five or six people will truly care."

'Boy, did I have a scary dream!'