Dreamers United Mugs

'I have no idea how many I have in my flock. Every time I start counting them I fall asleep.'

Meet the Enemy

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

Home Sweet Home

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

it's back to school time, Frank. I think I have everything I need. I have a new backpack, pens, pencils, erasers, notebooks and, of course, a mask. We don't need those anymore. Speak for yourself. Zzzzzzz.

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

"What do I do - I'm a mouse pilot, like everybody else."

'... And that's where I'm seeking planning permission to build a secret uranium enrichment plant...'

You have reached the end of your brain...

"FREEDOM!!!"

'Welcome to digital - you now have more of what you didn't want than you ever thought possible!'

"Do you believe the world is all an illusion?" "I know it is. I know it can be bent by our collective will. When I was born, there were horses and buggies in the streets. But as soon as we all believed we could do it, we went to the moon." "Oh, I agree. That's why I'm trying to get the whole internet to retweet 'It's possible to upload our minds into immortal robot bodies.' If the entire hive mind of Earth tweets that at the same time, it's got to come true." "I hope not. I'd hate for you to end

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

Virtual Reality Shop. I think our business here will expand as actual reality becomes more and more unbelievable.

Well, those election results certainly surprised me. Me too, little buddy. But that's because when I went to sleep last night, I had a dream … that Robert F. Kennedy had lived, he appointed Carl Sagan as science advisor and head of NASA, Sagan took us to Mars in 1991, and Donald Trump spent the rest of his days founding casinos and selling real estate degrees on the red planet. Meanwhile, in the 2016 election, Martin Luther King Jr. narrowly defeated Sonny Bono. I just meant I'd forgotten we wer

"I hope that wish list you just sent to Santa wasn't too big." "Our server just crashed!"

Ladder of Success.

Spell-Check Bee

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

The little search engine: I think I can, I know I can.

Please Visit My Website: www.downonmyluck.com

'According to this stop watch I'm not growing up fast enough.'

Research -Development - Wishful Thinking

"Your problem is that you live in a fantasy world."

"Who allowed Andy Serkis to Mo-Cap Beverly?"

"Yeah, you were Tolkein in your sleep. . ."

"Sometimes, time travel isn't such a good idea."

"I only wish emails could deliver papercuts."

'I see a bright future, a transformation: Beauty, wings, elegance...'

"There comes a time, Little Buddy, when you have to just accept that you'll never be famous....that your life will never be adapted for television and that when you die, only five or six people will truly care."

Skunk dreaming.