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Lung Disease Treatment.

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

Spa

"I'm afraid we'll have to operate. Your appendix has an infection and it's extremely aggressive."

Be Healthy

Social distancing

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

Cardiac Recovery.

"Let's consider an early dive."

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

I should probably get out more.

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

"May we live in interesting times. And may we outlive them."

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

"He's going to be O.K., but he still wants you to remarry."

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

If these are your medications, what happened to the beads I bought?

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

Kid with plaster cast being sawn off.

"He should be up and complaining in no time."

'Not feeling well? Don't be silly - your EKG has outperformed the Dow.'

As a rule, all surprise parties start out with good intentions.

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

'I'd like a second opinion, doctor.'

"You're in perfect health and look half your age – I'm prescribing something to help you shut up about it."