Lung Disease Recovery Pillows

Lung Disease Treatment.

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

Spa

"I'm afraid we'll have to operate. Your appendix has an infection and it's extremely aggressive."

Social distancing

Be Healthy

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

"Let's consider an early dive."

Cardiac Recovery.

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

I should probably get out more.

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"May we live in interesting times. And may we outlive them."

'See? The idiots put my danged knee replacement in backward!'

"He's going to be O.K., but he still wants you to remarry."

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

If these are your medications, what happened to the beads I bought?

No caption. (Man wearing a cast is in traction. He imagines sheep lining up to jump fence. Sheep also wear casts.)

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

Kid with plaster cast being sawn off.

"He should be up and complaining in no time."

'Not feeling well? Don't be silly - your EKG has outperformed the Dow.'

As a rule, all surprise parties start out with good intentions.

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

'I'd like a second opinion, doctor.'