Lunchtime Philosopher Prints

"Is this a bad time for our feedback meeting?"

"I'm talking lunch now, not politics...does this sandwich pass the smell test?"

Policemen enjoying lunch ponder low crime reportage at lunch time.

"At lunchtime Dr. Jones just loves taking union talk with his fellow brothers."

"You don't whisper anymore."

"Well did he?"

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

Hello, this is Cable News. Oh. I'm Mortimer Park. As you know, we only have four short years until the next presidential election. So it's time to start asking: Who should run? Whom do you prefer? (A) Al Gore … (B) John Kerry … (C) Marco Rubio … (D) Ted Cruz ... (E) Christ Christie ... House of Java Cybercafe. How about (F) You? Mr. Eugene Yu is actually (T).

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

"Think about the honey."

'I ask myself-do I really want to sleep on the edge of the bed again?'

"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."

Quadruple dark hot chocolate. Whoa, everything all right? Sure, yeah, great. I'm a journalist and writer in an era in which the printed word has been totally devalued by free distribution of information on the internet. Can I pay in prose? Point taken.

"Someday, son, a giant conglomerate will find a way to harness the moonlight and make us pay for it."

Starving Philosophy student grappling with the question of the toast in the machine.

'How do you want your eggs, too hard or too soft?'

"Sorry no half portions - at least that's the quantum theory."

"And he paraphrased New York Judge Gerard Lynch when he said our country has an overinflated system of incarceration that is far too punitive, disproportionate in its impact on the poor, exceedingly costly and largely impotent in reducing crime. Anyway, that's what I learned in school today."

'Water cooler's really busy this time of day,'

Continental Drift.

He's mumbling again! What do you think husbands dream about?

Moral Fruit and Fiber Cereal

Thoughts of Stephen Harper...

That's a street lamp, Steve.

Toast with faces popped up from toaster.

"I recommend the businessman's lunch, sir, mammon notwithstanding."

'I suppose you're wondering why you're not on it!'

Trust your instinct...listen to that little haunting voice that gives you subtle messages...'call in sick.'

'I don't need that exercise stuff -- I cross the pain threshold just getting out of bed in the morning.'

'I don't know what's wrong with you, you seem to have celibacy on the brain!'

Sugar-coated riboflavin yellow #5 fructose surbosic-carboblutonic flakes.

...Five ways for the cities-towns to raise money...

"I got the bagel less everythinged, and that has made all the difference."

"None of this news seems 'fit to print' to me!"

"I can see the green shoots of recovery. The fag butts are getting longer."