Lunch Hour Philosopher Prints

"I recommend the businessman's lunch, sir, mammon notwithstanding."

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

"Is this a bad time for our feedback meeting?"

"I believe in the carrot-and-stick approach, Dempsey."

"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."

'How do you want your eggs, too hard or too soft?'

Starving Philosophy student grappling with the question of the toast in the machine.

"Someday, son, a giant conglomerate will find a way to harness the moonlight and make us pay for it."

"I get a fresh food kit delivered for lunch. All I need to do is chop, cook, and enjoy!"

"Sorry no half portions - at least that's the quantum theory."

Toast with faces popped up from toaster.

Moral Fruit and Fiber Cereal

' I think now would be a good time to adjourn for lunch.'

Thoughts of Stephen Harper...

That's a street lamp, Steve.

Sugar-coated riboflavin yellow #5 fructose surbosic-carboblutonic flakes.

'We only get an hour for lunch, so your best bet is to brown-bag it.'

"See, Timmy? No boogeymen under your bed — they're all out there."

"Yes, Jamie -- you have an insight?"

'We tried hunting and we tried gathering, but now we usually eat out.'

"At lunchtime Dr. Jones just loves taking union talk with his fellow brothers."

"I swear, Eddie, you ought to be on with Bill Moyers."

"I got the bagel less everythinged, and that has made all the difference."

"None of this news seems 'fit to print' to me!"

'Sometimes I think you don't listen to a word I say!'

Chinese business cuisine.

"Ask not for whom the refrigerator hums..."

'I quit drinking coffee with lunch - it was keeping me awake all afternoon.'

'The newspaper strike hasn't affected you at all, has it?'

A man dreams of a snake

"Not eating your Cheezies, Miller?"

Fatalism and the Seeds of Doubt

"Talk doesn't cook rice...but it does make it more enjoyable!"

Somewhere in France: Dr. Hallowell experiments with existentialism

"I started my vegetarianism for health reasons, then it became a moral choice, and now it's just to annoy people."