Lunch Line Philosopher Prints

Cafeteria. The customer line is messed up and there's something wrong with the legumes. I told you to mind your peas and queues!

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

"Is this a bad time for our feedback meeting?"

"I didn't realize there was so many different kinds of vegetables!"

'Jim's blogging his thought for the day. He doesn't have any profound thoughts, he just has one thought per day.'

"Why do parishioners only eat half their donuts???" "Partial indulgence."

Office Canteen: 'Getting in a consultant is win-win for us... we'll get the credit if it's a success - but, if it all goes wrong, we've got someone else to blame!'

'How do you want your eggs, too hard or too soft?'

Starving Philosophy student grappling with the question of the toast in the machine.

"Sorry no half portions - at least that's the quantum theory."

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

Toast with faces popped up from toaster.

Moral Fruit and Fiber Cereal

A lot of attention gets paid to the Earl of Sandwich, and rightfully so, but let's not forget to show some respect for that neglected Lord of Lunch, the Viscount of Potato Salad.

"I recommend the businessman's lunch, sir, mammon notwithstanding."

"Hi Mike, how's the Leprosy research going?"

Sugar-coated riboflavin yellow #5 fructose surbosic-carboblutonic flakes.

Wow, you're right! Your mom's regurgitated worms are way better than my mom's!

'We only get an hour for lunch, so your best bet is to brown-bag it.'

"At lunchtime Dr. Jones just loves taking union talk with his fellow brothers."

"Yes, Jamie -- you have an insight?"

"I got the bagel less everythinged, and that has made all the difference."

"None of this news seems 'fit to print' to me!"

'Sometimes I think you don't listen to a word I say!'

"What is friendship if not constant amateurish psychoanalysis?"

Chinese business cuisine.

Somewhere in France: Dr. Hallowell experiments with existentialism

"Carl had the mouth of a truck driver... Sorry, Carl, I just can't make no sense from all those words comin’ out your pie hole. A truck driver with a Ph.D. in mathematical logic."

Fatalism and the Seeds of Doubt

'The newspaper strike hasn't affected you at all, has it?'

Paranormal tips: sandwiches with crop circles may lead to marmalade stains on trousers

"Not eating your Cheezies, Miller?"

"I started my vegetarianism for health reasons, then it became a moral choice, and now it's just to annoy people."

'You think I don't like oatmeal predicated on the fact that I haven't had it in forty-seven years but there is no substantial reason based solely on breakfast choices I might have made in front of or to you for you to make that assumption.'