Mealtime Philosopher Prints

"I don't know, sweetheart. Perhaps Daddy can tell us if chickens have souls."

"Yes, Jamie -- you have an insight?"

'Biscuit?' 'Leave it in the in-tray for the morning.'

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"Well did he?"

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

"Think about the honey."

"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them."

"Is this a bad time for our feedback meeting?"

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

'I ask myself-do I really want to sleep on the edge of the bed again?'

"Where's my order!? This service is terrible! That stuff will be cold by the time it gets here!! What's the hold-up!?!"

"Before we begin, I think you should all know that I once smoked a reefer in 1935."

Everything opens up as a new day begins.

Starving Philosophy student grappling with the question of the toast in the machine.

'How do you want your eggs, too hard or too soft?'

"And he paraphrased New York Judge Gerard Lynch when he said our country has an overinflated system of incarceration that is far too punitive, disproportionate in its impact on the poor, exceedingly costly and largely impotent in reducing crime. Anyway, that's what I learned in school today."

"Sorry no half portions - at least that's the quantum theory."

'Well - how has everyone wasted time and energy today?'

"I feel I need to take a break from academia."

Toast with faces popped up from toaster.

He's mumbling again! What do you think husbands dream about?

Moral Fruit and Fiber Cereal

"I recommend the businessman's lunch, sir, mammon notwithstanding."

'I don't need that exercise stuff -- I cross the pain threshold just getting out of bed in the morning.'

'I don't know what's wrong with you, you seem to have celibacy on the brain!'

Sugar-coated riboflavin yellow #5 fructose surbosic-carboblutonic flakes.

"I got the bagel less everythinged, and that has made all the difference."

'We only get an hour for lunch, so your best bet is to brown-bag it.'

"At lunchtime Dr. Jones just loves taking union talk with his fellow brothers."

"Now dear...remember the sermon on PATIENCE..."

"I just think we should eat a lot more ice cream for dessert to battle global warming."

"None of this news seems 'fit to print' to me!"

'We tried hunting and we tried gathering, but now we usually eat out.'

"It's a calling. Someone has to help feed the less fortunate."