Lunch Date Planner Pillows

'I am a bit concerned about what you meant when you said: LET'S DO LUNCH...'

'You know, this could take awhile - how about you and I do lunch somewhere?'

'You had a lunch date, but I cancelled it because it was your turn to pay.'

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

"Something romantic, perhaps?"

Dating is so expensive...

Wine Selection 'Here we are. Our cheapest house wine. Would the gentleman care to smell the twisty cap?'

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

Funnel of Love

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

"Oh good, you brought Robert's rules of order."

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

"What kind of biscuits are they?"

scrabble love

'You wanted to go on a romantic outing. You're on a romantic outing.'

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

Tunnel of Like.

The ecumenical dinner party.

"I think we've had too much Wine. The cork-screw is surrendering."

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

'I was so embarrassed when you tossed your y-fronts on stage.'

"A word of advice, sir...when your wife reaches for another slice of pizza, never, ever say, 'Are you sure you should be eating that?'"

Restaurant in the Strand.

Man with a 'menu', woman with a 'womenu'.

"On time arrival...check. Paid for drinks...check. Made pleasant conversation...check. Didn't stare at mole...check."

"You have reservations for 7 o'clock? Ideally..."

"We'll go out for a quiet candlelight dinner, slowdance on the beach to the music of Barry White, then make love in a warm, cozy bed!"

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

Bowling. 24 Lanes. Going bowling for date night with my girlfriend as a bad idea. A split was inevitable.