Lunch Break Finder Pillows

"Glad you have time for lunch today, honey."

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

"Your expense account ain't what it used to be. There's not enough money on your card to cover the $5.35."

Back in 5 minutes!

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

"Did you read this report? The average member of staff takes 19 minutes for lunch!"

Gone to lunch back in 10 mins.

'I could text you...I can fax you...I can email you...I could ring you...Lunch?...I can't make it.'

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

"I get a fresh food kit delivered for lunch. All I need to do is chop, cook, and enjoy!"

UFO Society: Abducted for Lunch

Out to Scrunch.

'We'll have lunch here and then we'll keep looking for whales.'

"Lunchward ho!"

"Lunch!"

"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on."

Out to get you. Back in one hour.

"Any requests? We're here for the entire lunch break."

Workaholic Business Lunch - In / Out

Sandwich filing.

One Hour Sandwich shop

'You're taking this desk dining a bit too far, Thomson...'

Soup

"Hold on, Brandon. Let your probationary period expire before you start microwaving fish."

'First you feel shock, then anger, and finally remorse. It's the three stages of grief when buying the tuna sandwich.'

'I forgot to bring my lunch - could I clone yours?'

"It's a working lunch."

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

'I haven't gone to lunch in eight years, so they're letting me retire one week early.'

"At lunchtime Dr. Jones just loves taking union talk with his fellow brothers."

'You're the first person to ask for a shopping hour in addition to a lunch hour.'

'Why is it the one moment I choose to relax you walk in?'

'Yo! It's lunchtime!'

"I've found that falling face first into my plate and snoring loudly is effective in ending a long lunch meeting."