Lunar Loon T-Shirts

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

The full moon frenzy strikes again."

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"I told you it was a book you couldn't put down."

Planting by the Moon.

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

Leaving a Lasting Impression. . .

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

"Surprisingly, the soil samples provide new evidence for the 'giant ball of cheese' hypothesis."

"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp."

'Houston, we have a problem. We're going to need a bigger toothbrush.'

Moon's Portaloo.

"Nice, but not Pavarotti''

A full moon

Music from the moon.

Customer complains about an asteroid in his food.

"But aside from the lycanthropy, things have been pretty O.K."

'Hello, Ground Control? Yes, there is life on Jupiter, although not quite the kind we had expected.'

'This is the showhouse, but in fact all the units have the same imaginative use of space. '

'Lost the keys?! You IDIOT!...'

"How dare they call us 'common?!' Starlings are common. . . we're the 'spirit of the north woods' for cryin' out loud."

No Air Guitar

Moon Landing

'We still have a few left with Earth views.'

"Seriously?! You swiped left on me?!"

'There's no place to go on this planet.'

'Boy, after you hit the golf ball and hop around a little bit, it ends up being, what's that word... boring.'

"I never knew the moon had so many craters..."

"Aiiiiiiirless void ball! Aiiiiiirless void ball!"

"Grab me a zebra while you're up will ya, hon?"

Martini I lands on the moon

Designated Smoking Area

Year of the Ox. It's "Year of the Ox" in the Chinese calendar. Good, maybe it'll pull us out of the recession.