Lumber Chucklers Pillows

An Early Ventriloquist Meets His Future Dummy

World of Cow.

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."

Philosophy of Forestry: 'How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Walt? Roger? Steve? Anyone?'

Kisses--Sniff Your A-hole.

Marmalade the Cheetah on stilts.

'What kind of bulbs did you put in here?'

"...heat escapes through your head. Lose the hat and you might make it through April"

Man sees line of priests entering Mass Transit Authority.

'Everyone's a stand-up comic these days.'

"You've got to admit, he wears the 'that dog won't hunt' label with a lot of class!"

Rudolph unblocking a chimney

Erm...what the hell is cud, anyway?

'Hey buddy, what happened to your hair?'

'Does the suicide clause apply if he eats himself to death?'

'Time's up, chuckles.'

'I say we rendition the snow to Guantanamo!'

All Day Parking $1. Leave keys. It may be necessary to move your car to a more convenient spot.

"He thinks you're playing fetch."

Merry Christmas

'I won't introduce you - he's an arable farmer. Absolutely arable.'

'Hey - I was in line first! There you go again...messing up the pecking order!'

Thank God for the misfits and dregs of society!

"I'm not on the train today dear, I've got flu."

'We have weapons of mass disruption.'

"They say the mortality rates could be as high as 3%..Better buy more toilet rolls!"

'Mr Darling has gone into shock, he missed his train - it arrived and left on time!'

'Couldn't get insurance for my sled.'

'Pool closed 3pm to 6pm. That's when we wash our sheets.'

'Never ever will I move by train again.'