Luggage Label Lover Pillows

'Maybe you should let the wine you packed go to waste. That's the bag with our laundry.'

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

Let's get organized

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

"By labeling it, I control it."

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

Airport

". . . but he's almost four and he hasn't been labelled yet!"

'For my latest line, I bought clothes at Target and then changed the label,'

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

"How's my tripping you up?"

'HA! This time, I thought of my passport! It's right here, in my jackets' inside-pocket!'

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

"They said whatever you left in Las Vegas, stays in Las Vegas."

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

An argument between a passenger and a train porter.

It bag and no knickers!

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

"...This is the only way I can get though college!"

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

"We'll let you know when we find your luggage. Meanwhile, you qualified for our frequent lost luggage club."

'Next time I insist on flying first class!'

Archeology Dept. Storage. Ernie, this box should be labeled "unidentified pottery fragments," not "pots unknown."

"So this is where it all ends up. . ."

"If my mother and father had wanted to see Yves Saint Laurent's initials on my possessions, one supposes they would have named me Yves Saint Laurent."

"You overpacked again."

'No, the sign's not wrong. Most of our guests like to party all night.'

'Ruddy european labelling legislation'

Chiantis In Translation

"The first bottle sounds perfect...but the other bottle has such a pretty label!"