Luggage Label Lover Mugs

'Maybe you should let the wine you packed go to waste. That's the bag with our laundry.'

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

Let's get organized

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

"By labeling it, I control it."

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

". . . but he's almost four and he hasn't been labelled yet!"

Airport

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

'HA! This time, I thought of my passport! It's right here, in my jackets' inside-pocket!'

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

"How's my tripping you up?"

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

It bag and no knickers!

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

An argument between a passenger and a train porter.

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

"...This is the only way I can get though college!"

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

"You overpacked again."

'Next time I insist on flying first class!'

"So this is where it all ends up. . ."

"We'll let you know when we find your luggage. Meanwhile, you qualified for our frequent lost luggage club."

"If my mother and father had wanted to see Yves Saint Laurent's initials on my possessions, one supposes they would have named me Yves Saint Laurent."

'No, the sign's not wrong. Most of our guests like to party all night.'

'Ruddy european labelling legislation'

Chiantis In Translation

A house is full of signs directing where things are stored.

Designer Baby.