Luggage Inspector Pillows

'Do you know he's got body parts in that suitcase?'

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

"Okay, lets see what we have here."

Airport

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

'HA! This time, I thought of my passport! It's right here, in my jackets' inside-pocket!'

"How's my tripping you up?"

'They're out there, they swallow your stuff, and who're you gonna call?'

An argument between a passenger and a train porter.

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

'Next time I insist on flying first class!'

'Bad news, fellas... it's inventory time.'

'No, the sign's not wrong. Most of our guests like to party all night.'

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

Excess Baggage: Perhaps you should have washed those clothes before returning home from your overseas vacation.

Lost luggage turning up on Mars.

'Don't you think it's time we bought new suitcases?'

Baggage Claim

"Who can I see about an investigation of no-show jobs?"

"The sniffer dog had found cocaine again."

'Pack this yourself, Miss?' (Nelly the elephant at customs).

"I would have left a long time ago, but I could never find luggage I really liked."

'You want to insure it? --Just exactly what are you implying, buster?'

Traveller with a globe on the front of his car.

'It appears to be a set of luggage earmarked for Dallas, mission control.'

Pole Dancing Every Night: 'It's one of the perks of being a weights and measures inspector.'

Traveller's Luggage.

"We found our luggage in Cabo, but it's way happier there and isn't coming back."